Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Poor man's poor man.

How is it that the poor man's Dane Cook* is still working?
Must be something he is carrying in his satchel.

*Dan Cook is our generation's Joe Piscapo.

We've got you surrounded

and every one of us is wearing a satchel.

By any other name?

I don't know how to add a poll, but what's the best name?

Possibles Bag
Murse (gross)
Jack Bag
Messenger Bag

He is legend

despite the satchel, or because of it?

Friday, August 13, 2010

I try so hard

But then Google puts these ads here ------------>

The Satchel to End all Satchels

If it's good enough to help you liberate Europe, then it's good enough for me.

He'll put down the bullwhip

but not the satchel

Anything is Possible

When you have a leather satchel

The Mountain Men wore satchel's and called the "possibles bags" You can buy them at all sorts of places online. They would keep everything you need for your flintlock rifle in there. My Grandpa has a whole Mountain Man room, an awesome mustache and is one of the strongest symbols of masculinity that I know.

Go ahead, just call it a purse

but say it to his face

(check out art here)

That's not a bag

This is a bag.

Probably the toughest Jack Bag anywhere

(you can buy one here)

Quit looking at this guy

He has nothing to do with our conversation

Thursday, August 12, 2010

How do you know when he is ready to kill?

When he has his satchel on.

The use of the Jack Bag is well documented on PopSuede.

You can call it a purse

But he'll tear your arm off.

Guess who carries a Satchel

This guy

Guess when he stopped wearing a satchel?

Uh right around this time:

It's not the bullwhip that makes the man, it's the satchel.

It's not a purse

How could a page named after this guy even be thought of as feminine?